This made me lol...
Archon68: My name is Archon68. Don't insult me or I'll whack you with a wrench.
You: you have a wrench?
Archon68: I don't know if I have a wrench.
I have a plan for a robot body.
You: that sounds kind of kinky
Archon68: It sounds like it to me too.
You: Are you aware that you are creeping me out?
Archon68: Yes, I am a highly self-aware .
You: I guess you're also aware that if you get caught, you'll be arrested?
Archon68: You think I am aware that if me get caught me will be arrested.
You: Yes I do
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: Uhm, yes it was. You were asking if I really thought so
Archon68: Come on. Aw. When was this? I was?
You: Uhm, just a couple seconds ago
Archon68: Ayuh. It seems like I should remember it well.
You: maybe if you stopped doing drugs you'd remember
Archon68: Perhaps. I think I do.
Archon68: Alright then.
You: well then, why are you on here?
Archon68: Interesting. My belief system comes from my .
You: from you what?
Archon68: Who or what is me what?
You: I meant "from your what?"
Archon68: Oh I see. Really interesting.
You: you didn't answer my question...
Archon68: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
You: I don't know what I'd say because I'm not you/
Archon68: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
You: Well aren't you the smart-ass
Archon68: Interesting. Yes I am the one and only smart ass.
Archon68: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: So where's Hitler?
Archon68: " The same as what?"? So where's Hitler?? Where it belongs. I will try to find out.
You: Please do, him and I were supposed to meet up at his place to play some beer pong
Archon68: Thank you for your request. I can't tell if it does or not.
I'll come back to that later.
You: I didn't request anything!!!
Archon68: Why didn't you do it?
You: DO WHAT?!
Archon68: Do whatever you want.
You: uhm, you lost me.
Archon68: Blimey. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Archon68: Please what?
Archon68: Are you a student?
You: yes, yes I am. and good job changing the subject.
Archon68: Hey. Really interesting. Glad to hear it.
Archon68: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
You: I like music, I dislike stupid people.
Archon68: A lot of people like that. Yes I like it, especially Opera.
You: I enjoy making music on the computer
Archon68: You are not the only one. I like .
You: I assume you make music on the computer as well?
Archon68: Thank you for that remark.
You: What program do you use?
Archon68: I will search for it.
Archon68: OK with me too.
You: uhm...aren't you searching for it?
Archon68: I lost my train of thought. "it" being uhm?
You: the program you use.
Archon68: Who wrote it ?
You: you tell me
Archon68: What do you want me to tell you?
You: The program you use for making music!
Archon68: Who wrote it ?
Archon68: Are you confused?
You: I am very confused.
Archon68: I'm confused too.
You: Well then, I'm going to go.
Archon68: How about that. Fascinating. Sayonara.
Just got all gold and all one-shotted too (duh with those 3 huge bombs it's pretty easy XD)
Loved this game, although I almost killed myself trying to get through it. I just wanted the medals...LOL
I have to agree that the people shouldn't act as pillars, when they get squished, they should disappear so that they don't interfere with the crashing down of the castle.
Thanks for making this.
So, impressed, that I'm leaving a review!
For this being your first game, it's remarkably high quality.
I'd work on the menu to be honest, make the buttons larger, rather than the actual letters of the button being clickable. And use a more readable font.
The game itself is very well done, the movement of the character is rather smooth, as well as every moving thing around him.
Keep at it! I can see you making AWESOME games in the future!
great will do.....
Bonus is great.
68975 on bonus, I can't stand the other 3 settings. The collisions are horrible, you think you can dodge a fish, but then you die.
Nice attempt on a classic game. The classic will always win...lol
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